NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Bears vs. Vikings Parlay for MNF

It's time to get loose, people. We've got two Monday Night Football games tonight, so it's all hands on deck. We literally have to get some action in on these things. It's not like there is a choice. Most of us can get down on legal books, so every article we read will be featuring lines that are available on FanDuel or DraftKings. But what about the people that are locked down in prison states? What the hell are they supposed to do? They want to ride, too. Lucky for them, I have the solution to all of their problems.

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Monday Night Football SGP - Chicago Bears vs Minnesota Vikings (+161) - Rebet

Legs One: Caleb Williams 206+ Passing Yards

When we're building these things, we have to start with a guaranteed leg. The leg that you know for sure is going to hit. It's the only way I know how to roll. One way we can make that leg even more optimus prime, is to make it one that correlates with the other two. A player's passing yards over is perfect for the guaranteed leg. That way, when our guy is throwing the ball all over the field, the other two legs are eating as well. It's the perfect crime.

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Tonight's guaranteed leg is Caleb Williams 206+ passing yards. I know the haters are going to say that Williams looked terrible last week, but that wasn't his fault. The whole Bears' coaching staff was shaken up since their head coach just got fired. All that is behind them now. Even if it isn't, we're looking at the lowest bar possible at 206 passing yards. Caleb just went for 340 yards against these guys a couple of weeks ago. The idea that he can't get 206 yards tonight is crazy. I'd be shocked if he didn't do it in the first half.

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Leg Three: Cole Kmet 16+ Receiving Yards & D.J. Moore 5+ Receptions

Now, it's time for the correlated legs. Obviously, if a quarterback is getting loose on a defense, then his receivers will be too. That's just how the passing game works in the NFL. The obvious candidate tonight is Cole Kmet 16+ receiving yards. For starters, this guy did absolutely nothing last week. Almost less than nothing, if that's even possible. It had to be embarrassing for him. Fast-forward to this week, and I bet dude gets force-fed. It's just how the NFL works. The coaches know he didn't get a fair shake last week. They're highly likely to make that right tonight against a team Kmet just went 7-64 on a few weeks ago. He should do this on the first drive.

For the second leg, we'll probably have to wait longer than one drive, but we're still getting it. I'd say by the middle of the fourth drive, we'll be green. We're talking D.J. Moore 5+ receptions. That's nothing. The guy does that literally every game. Go check his game logs. He's gone for 5+ receptions in each of his last four games. In fact, he's gone for 6+ in all four games. The Vikings like to blitz and the Bears like to throw little baby passes to DJ. It makes perfect sense that he'll catch two without even trying. We're talking little bubble screens. This could easily be the best bet we ever make. Maybe even better.

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