NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Saints vs. Chiefs Parlay for MNF

I woke up specifically to gamble today. Literally no other reason. Lucky for me, and us, we've got a Monday Night Football game that we can smash. It's the New Orleans Saints and Kansas City Chiefs, which means we've got guys. Lots of guys. Guys that we can trust. What's even better is, we've got more than just guys. We've got promos from DraftKings. We've got promos from FanDuel. It's starting to feel like the lord wants us to get paid tonight because why would he give us all this stuff if not? It makes sense.

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Monday Night Football SGP - New Orleans Saints vs Kansas City Chiefs (+173) - FanDuel

Legs One & Two: Juwan Johnson 2+ Receptions & Juwan Johnson Over 17.5 Receiving Yards

The haters are going to say this is dumb and they might be right. I don't think so, but they could be. For starters, we're talking about Juwan Johnson here. The man just had a baby, so you know he's locked in. Technically, it was his wife that had the baby but you know what I mean. It's their second child so he's already been to this puppet show and seen all the strings. He'll know how to get sleep. The haters are also going to say he's only caught two balls in two of the four games this season. But as usual, they have no idea what they're talking about. In the two games he was held without a catch, he only ran 10 routes total. That won't happen tonight against the Chiefs. The man ran 21 routes last week. He's getting in on the action tonight. Plus, the Chiefs give it up to the tight end position. We should move on.

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Here's where it gets fun. Remember how I said the Chiefs give it up to the tight end position? On the season, they've given up 30 receptions to the position. Going into this week, that was the most in the NFL. These tight ends aren't just catching balls, though. They're getting yards, too. We're talking 365 of them. That, too, is the most in the NFL. I can't say why this is happening, because it's probably a myriad of things. But one thing I know is Kansas City hasn't seen a bunch of Hall of Famers so far. Isaiah Likely went off for a 9-118 line in Week 1, and he doesn't even play anymore. Same with Mike Gesicki in Week 2, and he's been on a milk carton ever since. All we're asking for is a 2-18 line out of our boy Juwan. I think he does it. Feels right.

Leg Three: Alvin Kamara 3+ Receptions

The hard part is over now. Getting Juwan to get loose is the only thing we need to worry about because our guy Alvin is an absolute steal. I don't even know why FanDuel would post this line. Three-plus receptions for a certified beast like Kamara? In a trailing game script, no less? That's crazy. This guy has done this in every single game this season. (Except for the one against Dallas, which doesn't even count. They killed the Cowboys.) Just like with Juwan, I think Kamara benefits from not being able to run the ball. The Saints know they have to feed Alvin, so if they can't hand it to him, they'll throw it to him. That's just how problem-solving works. Feels right.

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