NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Bears vs. Lions Parlay for Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving Day Football SGP - Chicago Bears vs. Detroit Lions (+147) - Rebet

Legs One & Two: Caleb Williams 20+ Completions & Caleb Williams 208+ Passing Yards

We're going with the old completions parlayed with passing yards. A lot of books out there won't even allow such a move, but the fine people at Rebet will. Most shops understand that if Caleb Williams completes a bunch of passes, it's going to lead to a bunch of yards. That's called correlation. And with the offensive coordinator switch in Chicago, Caleb Williams is completing a bunch of passes. Just last week the man was 32-47 through the air. We have to take advantage of this. We just do.

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Obviously, we're not just going to stop at completions, though. We know completions lead to passing yards. That's just how the passing game works. Here's the crazy part, though. We can take Caleb's passing yards at 208+. Why is that crazy? Because the Bears are playing the Detroit Lions. Those guys have given up the 8th most passing yards in the NFL. On top of that, their offense scores points, and their defense stops the run. Translation: the Bears are going to have to throw the ball all game long. Honestly, I don't know how this shop can stay in business letting us bet stuff like this. It gets better, though; keep reading.

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Leg Three: Rome Odunze 33+ Receiving Yards

We could stop at Caleb, but why the hell would we do that? We're Americans, and this is Thanksgiving. It's time for excess. The best part about this excess is, it's smart excess. Since we know Caleb will be getting loose, we know that his receivers will be getting loose, too. We can't have one without the other. And in my opinion, the Bears receiver that benefited most from the offensive coordinator change is Rome Odunze. In the two games with the new guy, Odunze has been targeted 20 times. That's almost 10 per game. There is literally no chance he finishes this game with less than 33 receiving yards. This is almost too easy.

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