NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Packers vs. Lions Parlay for TNF

We made it to Thursday again, so that means one thing. We're all betting on Thursday Night Football. Not to be a downer, but we don't have many of these Thursday Night Football games left. We need to have action on every single one going forward. I get that people still live in prison states, and they might not be able to get down, but luckily, we have Rebet. Rebet is a sweepstakes app that lets everyone get a little cash down on basically every sport. Seriously, it's the people's app.

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Thursday Night Football SGP - Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions (+110) - Rebet

Legs One & Two: Tucker Kraft 3+ Receptions & Tucker Kraft 26+ Receiving Yards

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Our guy Thursday night is Tucker Kraft. I know the haters are going to say that the Lions don't give it up to the tight end position, and they are right. On the season, no team has allowed fewer receptions or receiving yards to opposing tight ends than the Lions. Whatever. Sometimes, you have to buck the system. Stick it to the man, and that's what we're doing here. For starters, Kraft already went 4-34 against these Lions last month. The guy is a dawg. I'm expecting an even bigger game Thursday. The Packers are dogs so they'll be throwing all night. A 3-26 stat line is legit stealing. But wait, there's more.

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Leg Three: Jordan Love 233+ Passing Yards

This one seems a little ambitious, but we're ambitious people. Like the guy at the print shop said in Jerry Maguire, "sometimes we have to hang our balls out there." Something like that. But here's the thing: I already said the Packers are dogs, so they should be trailing all night. I'm serious about that. We should see the "full" Lions offense. No sitting on the ball. If those guys open up a can, then Green Bay is going to respond. And let's not act like the Lions can shut down Love. We just saw Caleb Williams go over this number in one half last Thursday against Detroit. All I'm saying is, 233+ is a very low bar for our guy Jordan. He's definitely going over that. Feels right.

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