NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Steelers vs. Browns Parlay for TNF

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Thursday Night Football SGP - Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cleveland Browns (+131) - Rebet

Legs One & Two: Nick Chubb 13+ Carries & Nick Chubb 33+ Rushing Yards

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I know we shouldn't target running backs against the Pittsburgh Steelers, but we can do it tonight. For starters, the weather is supposed to be awful. Like really bad. I get that some people don't believe in weather, but even those people have to admit that there is no way the Browns can trust Jameis Winston to throw the ball in the rain and snow. That has to lead to more carries for Nick Chubb. All we need is 13, which he should clear easily if this game stays close. I think it will. And if he carries the ball 13 times, he should easily go over 33 rushing yards. We should just move on at this point.

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Leg Three: Pat Freiermuth 2+ Receptions

We obviously need to have another leg on this thing since we can't just do a -170 two-legger. That just wouldn't be right. Lucky for us, Pat Freiermuth is playing in this game. That guy is definitely going to catch a couple balls. Why do I say that? Because he's done it in literally every game he's played this season. Again, the weather is going to be terrible, so I'd expect the passing game to be done closer to the line of scrimmage. That's exactly where our boy Pat does his best work. If we're being honest, I'd think this leg cashes in the first quarter. Possibly on the first drive. Maybe on the first play. Feels easy.

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