NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Rams vs. 49ers Parlay for TNF

Ho Lee Shiit, we're back. It was a long couple days without the NFL, but all of that is behind us now. We've got the San Francisco 49ers hosting the Los Angeles Rams on Thursday Night Football, and I couldn't be more excited. To celebrate, I think we should bet on this thing. Live in a prison state that does not allow sports betting? Don't worry; we have your back. Gambling is fun but it's even more fun when we can all do it together. After all, we're a team. Probably the most feared gambling team in the history of gambling. All we need to lock it tonight is a Rebet account.

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Thursday Night Football SGP - Los Angeles Rams vs. San Francisco 49ers (+110) - Rebet

Legs One: Deebo Samuel 4+ Receptions

I know what the haters are going to say. "Slop, we want a 3-Leg SGP". Typical haters. They're looking at what is likely to be the easiest cash they ever make in their lives, and they're saying it isn't good enough. Still, we're going to carry on because we know about a little thing called correlation and how it can be used to make us money in the NFL betting game. Usually, we pair the quarterback with a receiver's receptions and receiving yards, but not this time. We can just rawdog it and go with the receiver only. What a world.

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Thursday night will be about one man and his quest to get the ball more. That man is Deebo Samuel. If you're on the Twitter streets, then you already know that Deebo tweeted out some frustration about not getting the ball enough. Now, on most teams, that won't fly, but we're talking about Deebo Samuel and the San Francisco 49ers here, people. The man is loved in that building. Like loved, loved. Not just regular love. Brock Purdy is going to target this guy 10+ times on Thursday night. He has to. That's just how these things work. When that happens, Deebo is catching way more than four passes.

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Leg Two: Deebo Samuel 50+ Receiving Yards

If a guy catches passes, he usually accumulates receiving yards. That's just how football works. So, since we think Deebo will catch at least four passes, we also have to think about parlaying those catches with the yards. It's science. I get that the haters think Deebo is just a receptions guy, but he can hang yards, too. The man went 5-62 against Tampa Bay earlier this season. The week before that, he went 4-71 against Dallas. He has it in him. Obviously, he could used as a running back, which could eat into his receiving production, but I'm not scared. You shouldn't be either. He could easily go 4+ for 50+ on Thursday night. Feels right.

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