NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Lions vs. 49ers Parlay for MNF

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Monday Night Football SGP - Detroit Lions vs San Francisco 49ers (+123) - Rebet

Legs One & Two: Jahmyr Gibbs 17+ Carries & 73+ Rushing Yards

Before we do anything, we need to find a player that can be the cornerstone of our night. It can be a receiver, running back, quarterback, or whoever. Doesn't matter. It just has to be a guy that can eat up two legs of this thing. The best part is, these legs can be correlated. What that means is, whenever something positive happens for one leg, it also helps the other leg. That's just a little synergy. Who the hell couldn't use a little synergy in their lives? Definitely not us. Luckily, the guy I think we should trust tonight is none other than Jahmyr Gibbs.

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Everyone is saying that this is a meaningless game, and technically, they are right. The 49ers have been eliminated, and all of the Lions' eggs are in next week's basket. With that being said, I still think the Lions play this game straight up. That's just how Dan Campbell rolls. No weeks off. If that's the case, then we can expect Jahmyr Gibbs to get loose. Four of the last five starting running backs that have faced San Francisco have gone for 100+ rushing yards. Basically, if Gibbs carries the ball 17 times, he's going over 73 rushing yards. This is too easy.

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Leg Three: Deebo Samuel 4+ Receptions

When teams play the Detroit Lions, they attack them with wide receivers. That's just the way to do things. It makes sense, too. The Lions are very good against the run and they are usually playing with a lead. For those reasons, only two teams in the entire NFL have allowed more receptions to the wide receiver position than Detroit. Obviously, since we're on Gibbs, we expect the Liions to play with a lead so the smartest possible thing we can do is play one of the 49ers' receivers. If we're looking for a receptions guy, why not Deebo? The man was begging for targets a few weeks ago and since then, he's played two games. In one game, he was looked to seven times, and in the other, he was targeted nine times. He's catching four passes tonight, people. He just is.

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