NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Bills vs. Jets Parlay for MNF

Today could easily be the greatest day of our lives. Why? There are too many things that could happen to mention, but one of them is because of the Monday Night Football game tonight. We've got the New York Jets. We've got the Buffalo Bills. That is literally all we need to make sweet, sweet magic tonight. Actually, I lied; we need a sportsbook, too. Both DraftKings and FanDuel have all the promos we could ask for, so they are the obvious place to start looking. Lucky for us, I've already done close to 2500 mental simulations on this thing. I pretty much know what's going to happen at this point. Keep reading.

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Monday Night Football SGP - Buffalo Bills vs New York Jets (+165) - FanDuel

Legs One & Two: Breece Hall 3+ Receptions & Breece Hall 60+ Rushing + Receiving Yards

Two picks, one guy. In Vegas, that costs extra, but here in the rest of the USA, it's as free as the air we breathe. Lucky for us, we picked a great guy. Breece Hall is an absolute Mack Truck, but the thing I like about him the most is the fact that his hands are as soft as a baby's behind. Maybe softer. On top of that, he's got the reflexes of a cat. The man could catch a BB in the dark if he had to. He'll see a Buffalo defense tonight that legit has nothing for him. They take the wide receivers out of games, but that just funnels targets to running backs. On the season, only two teams in the NFL have seen opponents target the running back more in the passing game than the Bills. Breece Hall is catching three balls tonight, people. It's science.

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Here's where the magic happens. Now we already know Breece Hall is catching at least three balls. It's science. And when that happens, he's going to record receiving yards. That's just how the passing game works in the NFL. But here's the thing: he's going to run the ball, too. The Jets just fired their head coach, and have a new guy calling plays. That guy wants to look good for the owners so he doesn't get whacked, too. What would we do if we were him? We'd hand the ball to Breece Hall and let him get loose. We're not idiots. And when you add all his receiving yards that we already know he's getting to these rushing yards, simple math tells you he's going over 60+.

Leg Three: Tyler Conklin 3+ Receptions

In order to get our profit boost at FanDuel, we're going to need a third leg. Their rule, not ours. Lucky for us, we know for a fact Tyler Conklin is catching three-plus balls. If we're being honest, we shouldn't even be allowed to bet this. It's too easy. The man has done this in three straight games. He gets targeted every other play. We're talking at least eight targets in each of the last two games. If that weren't enough, the new guy calling plays in New York used to be a tight ends coach back in the day. He's a tight-end guy. This will likely cover on the first drive. Feels right.

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