NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Cowboys vs. Giants Parlay for TNF

We are on the cusp of what could end up being the greatest night of our lives. I can feel it, you can feel it, we all can feel it. We've got a Thursday Night Football Game, I've got bowling league, and the books have profit boosts. That's a man trifecta right there. It doesn't get better. Look it up. Now, even though DraftKings is slapping a No-Sweat Token on the table for us, I'm going with a 50% Profit Boost from FanDuel for this article. I'm definitely going to use the No-Sweat Token from DK, and you should too, but for now, we're just going to line our pockets with the FanDuel offer. Honestly, it's all deadly.

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Thursday Night Football SGP - Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants (+105) - FanDuel (With 50% Boost)

Legs One: Devin Singletary 2+ Receptions

Here's the thing: I know I'm busting out a profit boost to +105, a two-leg parlay. I know. But sometimes, you have to take the free money. This is pretty much like the time the government gave us all stimulus checks because of Covid. Everyone just took them, even the people that didn't really need them. What we can't forget about are the people who really did need them. That's who this parlay is for. Anyone that just needs to see one go through the hoop. The only problem is, this one is going through the hoop early. Probably the first quarter, so if you're an action junky, maybe find another bet in addition to this one.

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I can say with 100% certainty that Devin Singletary is catching at least two passes. I'd almost take him to catch two on the first drive. I don't even know what FanDuel is thinking offering this to us. Everyone knows the Cowboys can't stop the run, so we should see the Giants smash the ball right at them. The thing is, the Dallas corners aren't that bad and I think they have a decent pass rush, so when it's time to throw, the ball should come out quick. At least one running back from every team the Cowboys have played has caught at least two passes. The beauty of this one is that we can get it from a game script or gameplan. That's a deadly combo. Hats off to us for betting this.

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Leg Two: Jake Ferguson 25+ Receiving Yards

This is the easiest leg of any parlay I've ever seen. I didn't even think it was real at first. I get that the Giants' defense isn't bad. They're not great, but they are far from bad. But if they're vulnerable anywhere, it's versus the tight end. Both Josh Oliver and Jordan Akins have gone over this number against them so far this season. Zach Ertz went 4-62 against them, and he's, like, 90. All I'm saying is, if a tight end is an actual, real part of a team's offense, he's getting 25+ against these Giants. And that goes for close games or blowouts. It simply doesn't matter. We should all bet this and then send FanDuel a thank you tweet for giving us all of this cash. Feels right.

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