NFL SGP Picks: Hyslop's Texans vs. Jets Parlay for TNF

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Thursday Night Football SGP - Houston Texans vs New York Jets (+145) - Rebet

Legs One & Two: Braelon Allen 13+ Rushing Yards & Braelon Allen 5+ Carries

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Lucky for us, we know for a fact the Jets are giving this kid some run tonight. For starters, if they lose this game, their season is over. In fact, it's probably already over, but let's pretend it's not. There have only been three games all season where our boy Allen was not given at least five carries. The first game, which makes sense because the Jets could not have possibly known how filthy this kid was yet. Then, in the two games after Robert Salah was whacked, which also makes sense because it was chaos. Last week, we saw the Jets admit the error of their ways when they handed the ball to Allen 12 times. Simply put, he's getting at least five carries tonight, and when that happens, he'll get us at least 13 yards.

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Leg Three: Joe Mixon 3+ Receptions

Obviously we need another leg to this thing, because we only have two so far. Everyone knows a proper SGP has at least three legs. It's literally the first thing they teach us in gambling school. Lucky for us, Rebet is letting us snatch up Joe Mixon's 3+ receptions at a price. Some are even calling it a great price. For starters, the Texans have seen their receiving room take a hit over the last few weeks. First, it was Nico Collins; now it's Stefon Diggs. It's a damn shame. But here's what the haters won't tell you. It was never about the wide receivers when teams play the Jets. Teams don't even target WRs against the Jets. In fact, no team that has played eight games has seen opponents target wide receivers less than the Jets. This is a Joe Mixon receptions game, people. Feels easy.

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